Friday, December 22, 2006

All Over the Place

What I've written below is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in my rambling, incoherent post was I even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone visiting this website will be dumber for having read it. Just so you know.

Did you know that TBS has Saved By the Bell on at 6:00 and 6:30 weekday mornings? Woo hoo! I found that out the last couple of mornings because the kids have been waking up early. This morning I was hoping that they would show part two of the To Be Continued episode they showed yesterday morning, but they didn’t. Now I’ll never know what happened after Lisa crashed Mr. Belding’s car. I like Full House too. You can make fun of me, I’m used to it.

Look, she's happy.
She probably didn't order
anything from her website.

I thought that if you placed an order online from a company that says they’ll process your order within one business day, and you had it sent via USPS Priority 2-3 days, that you would be able to get what you ordered within at least two weeks. Boy was I wrong. At this point Sam is getting shafted in the presents under the tree department. I’ll have to drop by Wal-Mart and pick up a can opener or an egg beater and find wrapping paper that has “Sorry” written all over it.
P.S. I hate you, Down East Basics.

This week has gone by so very slow. I woke up on Monday thinking it was Wednesday, so that got me thinking that the next two days were Thursday and that yesterday was Friday. Next week, when I don’t have to go to work, is going to fly by.

I’m not sure about this whole Iverson being traded to Denver thing. He is second in scoring in the league right now. Who’s first in scoring? His teammate, Carmelo “I’m gonna slap you and run away like a girl” Anthony. Between the two of them, they average 62 points a game. I don’t think that’s going to continue when they’re both playing. At least they can sit around and braid each other’s hair.
Best Friends 4 Ever

What should I get my dad for Christmas? He might want a potato peeler or a spatula. Who doesn’t want that?


aubrey said...

You could get your dad a potato peeler or a spatula. However I do think that that would require some more of that "Sorry" wrapping paper...

Jared said...

I know where you can go to get those this close to Christmas!

Spatula City!

Cam said...

Spatula City! Woo hoo!

On Valentine's Day before we were married, I gave Sam a spatula. I almost said "Nothing says 'I love you' like the gift of a spatula" when I gave it to her, but I chickened out because I hadn't said I love you yet. So I just ended up looking like some idiot giving her a spatula.

Sami said...

It's true! I thought at the time that he gave it to me, because he had asked me what I wanted, and I told him I didn't know. He threatened that if I didn't tell him what I wanted he was going to give me a spatula. (Keep in mind that I hadn't heard the whole quote from Adam Sandler (?) yet, so I thought, wow! That's a pretty random present to come upo with. He told me that I at least needed to tell him what my favorite color was, so he could find me a spatula in tha color. Sure enough on Valentine's day he shows up at my door with a hunter green spatula. Then, he went and got the roses and balloon, that were my REAL present. Kinda romantic, actually.

Tiffany said...

You two are such a hoot, I read this just to get my daily laugh quota!!! I sure miss you.

Jared said...

Adam Sandler???

Cameron, do you need to borrow the movie, or do you have your own copy?

Cam said...

I mayb need to borrow the movie. We have watched it before, but I think Sam was too busy saying "That's stupid" and rolling her eyes to pay attention.