Usless Info

A while ago I added stuff to my Google home page that kind of looked interesting. One of the things I added was the "Wiki How to of the Day." I figured I might learn something cool, so I gave it a try. I am no longer giving it a try. Some of the "How to's" that were featured included:

Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors
Increase Your Lung Capacity
Survive a Long Fall
Fall Asleep
Make a Man Fall in Love With You (that one came in really handy for me).
Not Fall for Your Bestfriend's Boyfriend (also useful)
Be a Nude Art Model (the world does not need that)

The articles that seem like they might be interesting really aren't. I tell you, that wikihow site is a collection of useless mind numbing garbage, but that's my opinion. I have since replaced that useless information in my Google homepage with a "Chuck Norris Fact Generator", that tells you stuff like:

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

I need a hobby that doesn't involve a computer.