RE: fun!

I need something to do while Sam is one the phone with people who are calling for her birthday. Here's my reply to one of these survey things that people send in emails:

1. FIRST NAME? Cameron
2. ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope
3. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Last Friday when I watched "Totally Unnecessary Censorship" on Kimmel. I laughed so hard I cried. I'm not ashamed to admit that.
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I don't even like my typing.
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Mountain Dew
6. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Too many, want one?
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? That's a stupid question. It's like asking "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?" Who comes up with crap like that?
8. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No
9. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? One night was going to the store, and the next thing I know I woke up in a tub full of ice. I found a note tied to my finger that said "We have taken your tonsils, appendix, and spleen. Get to a hospital ASAP." So I guess not.
10. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? If the cord isn't too long.

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Mountain Dew.
12. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Mom, did you send this?
13. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Well, I almost beat this one kid in arm wrestling in the fifth grade, and I can do two pull ups if I'm lucky, so yes.
14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Non-Melted
15. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? If they're male or female.
16. RED OR PINK? $1,000,000.
17. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? The ringing in my ears. It drives me crazy. It keeps me up at night thinking about how I could make money by growing potatoes in my back yard.

18. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Steve Young. Come back, Steve!!!

19. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? What kind of loser are you?
20. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING? I'm not wearing pants. Or shoes. Hehehe. I'm wearing shorts.

21. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? There was something stuck in my teeth from one of the meals I ate today.
22. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The ringing in my ears. Did you know you can't make a lot of money from selling potatoes you grow in your back yard?
23. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? White, and I would hate all other colors and refuse to live in the same box with them, just to prove that stupid "crayons live in the same box" saying wrong.
24. FAVORITE SMELLS? I can't smell very well since I've had to change 1,468 diapers in the last 4.25 years.
25. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Why don't you look at your little log there, Big Brother?

26. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Of course.
27. FAVORITE DRINK? Mountain Dew
28. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Football.
29. HAIR COLOR? I don't know, I can't see it from here.
30. EYE COLOR? White
31. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope
32. FAVORITE FOOD? Mountain Dew
33. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Star Wars
34. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Premonition. I had a Premonition that it was a piece of crap. I was right.
35. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Are you asking because I just shut the blinds?
36. SUMMER OR WINTER? I never dated any girls named Winter, so I'm not sure. Summer was pretty hot, though.
37. HUGS OR KISSES? If you come near me I am going to punch you in the face.
38. FAVORITE DESSERT? I think the Sahara because it looks cool in the movies and stuff.
39. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? My wife will probably respond by thinking that I'm weird.
40. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? N/A
41. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? When does that next Harry Potter movie come out?
42. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My mouse, genius.

43. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Lost, and a very moving episode of Growing Pains. Did you know that Matthew Perry played Carol's boyfriend for three episodes of that show, and his character got in a car accident and die? Funny stuff.
44. FAVORITE SOUND? Silence, or at least just the ringing in my ears.
45. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Bon Jovi
46. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Are you trying to keep track of my travel so that you can sneak attack me from behind a bush one day? That's not gonna happen my friend, because I have quick cat-like reflexes. I can also do two pull-ups, so you better bring your A game when you're coming after me.

47. YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I do this crazy cool thing where I turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.
48. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? What are you going to ask for next, my social security number?
49. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? I look forward to getting back at the kid on the bus in second grade who told me I smelled like an old sandwich.
50. TATTOOS? I'm thinking of getting a face tattoo like Mike Tyson, because that's not crazy or anything.